As some of you know, I recently moved back to the town where I grew up (about 30 minutes outside of Philadelphia). Suddenly, old friends are coming out of the woodwork. (On a side note, What does that phrase mean…”coming out of the woodwork”. I think if my friends were actually coming out of my [...]
No, I am not talking about the WB network. Writers Block. The self perpetuating contract killer of original creative thought. That’s right. I believe in a conspiracy theory involving writers block. It involves John Cusack meeting me for my high school reunion and leaving me devoid of all inventive thought. After walking away, he kills [...]
Today. Sweetie: Mommy, are you becoming a kid? Me: (puzzled) No, sweetie. Why? Sweetie: (lifting up my shirt a bit). Because your belly is getting smaller. I have been on a health overhaul (I really don’t want to say diet, because that implies a quick fix) for about three weeks. A mom’s group that I [...]
For the first time in my life, I actually witnessed someone sauntering. Think about it. Have you ever actually witnessed a saunter in real life (not as seen in a movie)? Ok, maybe some of you have witnessed a saunter in the bedroom (for some reason, sauntering has a rather intimate connotation for me). I [...]
I thought I would give all five of my readers a little glimpse into who I am. So here it goes. 1.) I have broken my nose three times. I have never had it reset. I can only breathe out of one nostril. I really want to get this fixed. I figure that it is [...]
Alright. In this post I am going to be one of those women. One of those women with body issues and envy. I really, really tried to avoid it, but I am so freaking annoyed….. so here it goes….. Who in the hell are these women at the baby pool? Dressed in a bikini? With [...]
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